Sprite Bujhaiye only Pyass...Baki all Bakwass

Creative directors in the advertising world have to
sacrifice their sleep over cups n cups black coffee,
just to make  sure that they are living brand they
r selling !
Wonder what got into the Creative director’s head when
he/she  came up with the quote of
‘Sprite Bujhaiye only Pyass...Baki all Bakwass’

Well I happen to justify this quote completely but with
‘SPRITE LITE’ and not ‘SPRITE’ (mere sexy figure ka raaz…
(secret hai..kisi ko bolna nahi)

Recently I bought a chilled can of Sprite Lite , which 
was purchased from a local baniya shop in my colony and
was sold to me at MRP.(Years back they had a Rs. 2
charge of selling chilled cans /bottles )

Came back home, poured the yummy drink into a glass full
of ice and I could hear the ice crackle when the drink
was being poured in the glass….aur bhi zyaada chilled !
So thirsty me , wanted to finish the entire glass in
one gulp.
After taste was ‘weird’
Checked the bottom of the can and it was EXPIRED.

Being a girl of principles, I wanted to go back to the
shop and fight for this and my dad was like, relax girl,
don’t worry…hota hai types. Don’t go out,…its cold.
But I stomped out of the house with the can which
had some Sprite left in it (thanks to the glass
full of ice !)

Went to the shop and was like:
Me: Bhaiya , dekho aapne mere ko expired can becha
hai, iske  paise wapis kero ya phir doosra can do
Asshole: Aapne isko khola kyon ?
Me: peene ke liye, jab piya to taste kharab tha
Bastard: Itna saara peene ke baad
Me: Kya logic hai…agar kum piya hota to phir baaki
ka bacha  hua  tum peete kya ?
Kamina: Aaapne check kyoon nahi kiya ikso khareedne
se pehle
Me: Who mera kaam nahi hai…aapka hai, paise wapis
 kero ya phir  doora can do
Kutta: Dono nahi ho sakata…kyoki can khula hua hai aur
aapne itna  saara pi liya hai…aur aapne check nahi kiya
tha date lene se pehle..isi  liye aapka galti hai
Me: Theek hai phir !
I JUST POURED THE REMAINING SPRITE LITE ON HIS CASH
COUNTER, THEN THREW THE EMPTY CAN ON THE TABLE AND
WALKED OUT …FEELING DIVINE :)

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Tyre Phus !

All of u when in Delhi must have seen boards all across

No Parking In Front of Gate

Tyres Will Be Deflated

Whoever puts that board does not realize that once the tyres are deflated, the car will be parked in front of the gate for a longer time !!

Coz it will take the person an hour to change the god damn tyre !!

Yeh socha nahi kisi ne uncle !!

It's a Bird's Life

I have a bird brain..so my life shall compliment it
My trips to Bangalore have been very frequent in the past few months (I still travel less as compared to kettles !) and it totally sux !
H/e my Decemeber trip being in winters was pretty eventful as our lovely country, airports, planes, pilots cannot handle bad weather.
Given the fact that if u live in NY or London, weather is worse

My December flights started like this
FLIGHT # 1- DEC 6TH
I have put on an Indigo flight at 6:20 am. I expected a day..but it was dot on time !!
Ok..alright but Indigo ?..yeah the ticket is cheap and so is my company.
There is food served., u gotta buy it. But whatever they have to sell is not worth putting in your mouth so forget it, I rather stay hungry than u eat white thick refined flour bread with stinky mayo and rotten cabbage filling.
Also there was no in-flight magazine, as u all know I cant live without reading J
So I decide to sleep and wake up in Bangalore, no so bad but then had to wait for ½ hour @ the conveyer for my baggage.

FLIGHT # 2 – DEC 14TH
This was a GGG party in I wanted to fly back for the weekend
So I book my self on Jet Lite @ 1:15 pm
At 12:00 noon I get a sms, that flight is delayed and the time is 2:15 pm
I plan my departure from work accordingly.
When I’m on my way to the airport I get another sms that flight time is now 3:15 pm
So I stopped over for lunch at a small café and then sit back in the car.
Then I get another sms that flight is further delayed and now its at 4:15 pm
After 15 mins, I get a call from the airline , MAM YOUR FLIGHT IS CANCELLED !!
I love the person who called me and wanted to hug and kiss her for giving me the most wonderful news . God Bless her.
I still decide to go to the airport and FIGHT coz I’m good at it and its been a while since I actually whipped someone.
So I reach the airport , get to the counter and I’m told, mam u can go to delhi via Coimbatore and the flight will reach delhi at 7:00 pm.
No choice but to get on the bloody flight.
The flight lands at Coimbatore and we’re told that passengers traveling further to delhi , please be seated.
After 20 mins,all passengers must leave the air craft for another security check before we proceed to delhi.
I think the flight was delayed and they wanted to just kill time or keep us busy…SMART GUYS, I LOVE THEM EVEN MORE.
Ok, after that ordeal I get back on to the delayed flight which is as dirty as it was and land in delhi at @ 8:30 pm…I TRULY RECOMMEND JET LIFE, THEY ROCK
So it was basically rushing home to get ready for the GGG party.

FLIGHT # 3- DEC 16TH
It was a 8:40 pm Kingfisher Flight to Bangalore.
It was at terminal # 1 , I check in and I have time to kill so before security check, I decide to get a pizza from the port longe run by Shreton.
It was a Kulcha with veletable jal frezi spread on it and cheese. Nothing like a pizza by I gulp it down.
I pass thru security check and guess what I see, -Yo china, Baskin Robbins, Café Coffee Day, Mc Donalds.
Cant they put a sign board outside ?
I wanted to ask for a refund for the pizza !

FLIGHT # 4- DEC 22ND
I was booked on 7:20 am flight – JET Airways
I reach the airport @ 6:00 am and at check –in I was told that flight is on time
I stand in the longest line ever for security and one I get thru , I find out that flight is delayed by 1 hr, 20 mins only….muah ! A kiss on the check for these winners.
I thought I would reach home at 11:00 am, rush to the salon, get my dress fitted , go for dance practice, work on the script of the sangeet and then get ready for tonite’s party !
Anyway, I erase all plans from my memory and decide to get a snack.
As I get my snack and am done with 3 bites, there is an announcement, there is a further delay and the flight will ETD @ 9:40 am. Only a 2 hr 20 min delay.
Mere naseeb mei free ka khana hai hi nahi, ab 2 baar thodi na khaoogi !
So for time pass I see decide to look around and here r some of my observations
A 4 yr old boy wearing and ugly green and black sweater, black shorts andn baby blue shoes with pink hearts..mummy nei kya ladki paida ki hai kya
Since so many flights r delayed, there is no place to sit, so the airport is looking like a railway platform with people sitting on the floor
One auntyji wearing lotsa diamonds and carrying a fake dior bag..ab mujhe shak ho raha hai ki diamonds bhi nakli hai
A guy in a pink tee and with his movements, HE IS GAY FOR SURE, hazar rupiye ki shart laga lo
And my laptop battery going…so I shall end right now !!