Sprite Bujhaiye only Pyass...Baki all Bakwass

Creative directors in the advertising world have to
sacrifice their sleep over cups n cups black coffee,
just to make  sure that they are living brand they
r selling !
Wonder what got into the Creative director’s head when
he/she  came up with the quote of
‘Sprite Bujhaiye only Pyass...Baki all Bakwass’

Well I happen to justify this quote completely but with
‘SPRITE LITE’ and not ‘SPRITE’ (mere sexy figure ka raaz…
(secret hai..kisi ko bolna nahi)

Recently I bought a chilled can of Sprite Lite , which 
was purchased from a local baniya shop in my colony and
was sold to me at MRP.(Years back they had a Rs. 2
charge of selling chilled cans /bottles )

Came back home, poured the yummy drink into a glass full
of ice and I could hear the ice crackle when the drink
was being poured in the glass….aur bhi zyaada chilled !
So thirsty me , wanted to finish the entire glass in
one gulp.
After taste was ‘weird’
Checked the bottom of the can and it was EXPIRED.

Being a girl of principles, I wanted to go back to the
shop and fight for this and my dad was like, relax girl,
don’t worry…hota hai types. Don’t go out,…its cold.
But I stomped out of the house with the can which
had some Sprite left in it (thanks to the glass
full of ice !)

Went to the shop and was like:
Me: Bhaiya , dekho aapne mere ko expired can becha
hai, iske  paise wapis kero ya phir doosra can do
Asshole: Aapne isko khola kyon ?
Me: peene ke liye, jab piya to taste kharab tha
Bastard: Itna saara peene ke baad
Me: Kya logic hai…agar kum piya hota to phir baaki
ka bacha  hua  tum peete kya ?
Kamina: Aaapne check kyoon nahi kiya ikso khareedne
se pehle
Me: Who mera kaam nahi hai…aapka hai, paise wapis
 kero ya phir  doora can do
Kutta: Dono nahi ho sakata…kyoki can khula hua hai aur
aapne itna  saara pi liya hai…aur aapne check nahi kiya
tha date lene se pehle..isi  liye aapka galti hai
Me: Theek hai phir !
I JUST POURED THE REMAINING SPRITE LITE ON HIS CASH
COUNTER, THEN THREW THE EMPTY CAN ON THE TABLE AND
WALKED OUT …FEELING DIVINE :)