Title Gayi Drive Pe

U really don’t need to know a person to know his class, stature, education. Some things are just judged with face value and choices…
Just the way I am judging people in their cars

I would like to categorize them as follows:
# 1
Salaa mei to sahaab ban gaya
These are the people who will be in Honda Citys or Lancers. Wearing Guess sunglasses.
Their car will have a cool stereo system. Catch them talking on the phone while driving..coz breaking the law is ufffff sooooo coooooool
But however on the red light, they will never be on the phone.
The decibel level of their music..namely Saturday Night, Cotton Eye Joe, It’s my life increases.
The guy’s neck starts dancing to the music which is 12 years old and soo passé.Not coz hes enjoying it…its just coz its ENGLISH music.
Kya kare…good taste koi bazaar mei thodi na milta hai . Bhaisaab ki galti nahi hai !

# 2
Dekho Dekho mei kitana Ghati Hoon
These are the people who will be in Indicas, Omnis or Maruti 800s.
Their car will have a darkest tinted glasses. The rear view mirror will have a CD dangling.
The back of the car will have a big sticker which reads something like Gujjar Boy” or “Jat Munda”
The music will be so loud that even the neighboring countries like Nepal and Bangladesh will turn back to take a look at this dude.
The choice of music normally ranges from Altaf Raja or Baba Sehgal to Himesh Reshamiya.
These drivers drive so rashly and love to speed up the car when they r heading towards a puddle.
Their hair is oiled (I dun think they use gel) with their hair pulled back “Guchi” sunglasses are sitting on their eyes 24/7.
Catch them teasing girls walking while they slow down .. “ Eh suveety…want lift ?”
Aaise logon ka koi ijaaj nahi hai

#3
Bade Log, Bade Batein
These are the people who will be driving the Mercs and the BMs
They will be wearing Prada sunglasses, Hugo Boss suits and a Rolex watch.. Uh so neat n propah !
They will be fine drivers and on red lights, CATCH THEM DIGGING THEIR NOSE.
Just one advise for these people “ghar mei swimming pool bana liya…magar kheloge aap wahi gao ke bucchon ki tarah patther wali game”
(For those who cannot understand this one, please don’t even try to, coz I can explain it)

# 4
Old is not Gold
These are the people who will be driving their old Padmini Fiats.
The uncleji will be wearing a safari suit or kurta payjama. The glasses with be thick black frames and their posture will be leaning towards the stearing and their neck will be like an ostrich !
The car speed will be ard 5- 10 kms/ hr and god help u if u’re stuck behind them. U’ll want to leave your car and run home.. thinking u would reach faster.
Uncleji yeh gadi bech ke, kuch aur paise dal kei , ek cycle le lo…bhala hoga

For all these ghastly people on the road … On your mark, get set, go away!